This sock is so smart. If you wear these all of your friends will be like, "I don't even know if I get it, but it sounds really smart. Let's drink." Then you'll be like (as you're swirling your chardonnay), "I believe it's really a commentary on the mistakes we make when imbibing, while also acknowledging the role we play ourselves. Let's drink." You then spill your drink down the front of your shirt.
We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock! Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.
This sock is so smart. If you wear these all of your friends will be like, "I don't even know if I get it, but it sounds really smart. Let's drink." Then you'll be like (as you're swirling your chardonnay), "I believe it's really a commentary on the mistakes we make when imbibing, while also acknowledging the role we play ourselves. Let's drink." You then spill your drink down the front of your shirt.
We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock! Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.
