What are your incredibly high quality (both comedically and functionally) socks made of?

The factory tells us it’s 71% Poly Cotton, 23% Nylon, 3% Spandex, 3% Elastic. We’ll take their word for it.

What if I own a store and I want to sell your incredibly high quality socks?

That’s awesome. Just scroll your pretty little cursor up to the “Contact” tab and send us a message! Or here, just use this —> jsmapparel1@gmail.com

What if I want to return your incredibly high quality socks?

I’m not sure I understand the question. Why would you want to return such high quality socks? I don’t think it’ll ever come up, but if it does, please return your unused product with your packing slip (or something with your name on it) to the address at the bottom of your screen.

Where do you come up with all your designs? Chat GPT probably.

No way. Unlike our competitors (probably, I don’ t know), all of our designs are straight from our brains to your feet.

What if I have a design idea?

Hmm, are you good at this kind of thing? You know what, either way, just find that Contact tab at the top of the screen and send it over to us! If we like it, maybe you’ll get some free stuff.

Why do you have both a “Shop” and “Shop All” tab in the header?

I’m not sure. We’re not very good at making websites. You might have noticed.

Are you all single?

Just Herman. Sorry ladies.