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Your butt is an absolute masterpiece… and it didn’t get that way without a whole lot of work. We don’t get to experience something that bodacious without a whole lot of teamwork. Perfect for your BFF who’s your partner in crime at the gym—or just in life. Whether you're stealing the last donut (after a killer leg day, of course) or plotting how to make those glutes thicc enough to stop traffic, these socks have you covered. Literally. So go ahead—do those extra squats, because to deprive the world of that booty would be truly criminal.
We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock!
Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.
Your butt is an absolute masterpiece… and it didn’t get that way without a whole lot of work. We don’t get to experience something that bodacious without a whole lot of teamwork. Perfect for your BFF who’s your partner in crime at the gym—or just in life. Whether you're stealing the last donut (after a killer leg day, of course) or plotting how to make those glutes thicc enough to stop traffic, these socks have you covered. Literally. So go ahead—do those extra squats, because to deprive the world of that booty would be truly criminal.
We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock!
Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.