Kraken Open a Cold One

$13.95

Mythical creatures have weekends too, and when it hits, they start octo-fisting beers. When you're ready. to release your own kraken, pop on these socks and krack open a cold one!

Mythical creature fact: Krakens have found that a good laugh is an excellent cure for their hangovers after a night out. They recommend ten tickles.

We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock! Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.

Mythical creatures have weekends too, and when it hits, they start octo-fisting beers. When you're ready. to release your own kraken, pop on these socks and krack open a cold one!

Mythical creature fact: Krakens have found that a good laugh is an excellent cure for their hangovers after a night out. They recommend ten tickles.

We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock! Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.