Kicking Ash and Taking Flames

$13.95

Firefighters are not the heroes we deserve, but the heroes we need right now. They're here to do two things: kick ash and take flames, and they’re looking to be all out of flames! When someone gives you a sexy calendar of themselves, there’s only one proper response… the perfect pair of Top Hat Lemon socks.

We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock! Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.

Firefighters are not the heroes we deserve, but the heroes we need right now. They're here to do two things: kick ash and take flames, and they’re looking to be all out of flames! When someone gives you a sexy calendar of themselves, there’s only one proper response… the perfect pair of Top Hat Lemon socks.

We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock! Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.