Hit the Bar, Get Hammered

$13.95

The law is serious business, and when you’re dealing with something this important, you have to be sure to take some time for yourself. Whether you’re crushing it in the courtroom or just looking to polish off some pilsners, let people know you are committed. To justice… and just good fun.

We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock!
Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.

The law is serious business, and when you’re dealing with something this important, you have to be sure to take some time for yourself. Whether you’re crushing it in the courtroom or just looking to polish off some pilsners, let people know you are committed. To justice… and just good fun.

We at Top Hat Lemon believe in a high standard in our socks, a high standard in our craftsmanship, and a low standard in our apparel's comedy. If you have similar values, show them off in your everyday life with the Top Hat Lemon novelty sock!
Quit wearing your plain old socks while lounging around the house, or bringing them into the workplace. And while you're at it, why not maybe tell your family and coworkers what you're really thinking.